Alec Baldwin is what happens when a cigar comes to life.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 19, 2014
*pushes feelings down the stairs*
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 16, 2014
DIET TIP: Watch the news and immediately lose your appetite
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 14, 2014
We can't afford health insurance for the country but we can afford to outfit local police forces to look like the expendables?
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 14, 2014
My dance style can best be described as "horse falling down a staircase"
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 13, 2014
Scientists release new study revealing dope ain't as hella as it used to be.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 11, 2014