https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/504507911759233024
Alcohol brings out the best in people and makes it wander off into the woods
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 25, 2014
Michael Cera dies of a heart attack after a librarian shushes him
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 25, 2014
"Jesus. That's the biggest aquarium I've ever seen."
"That's my pool."
"Oh. Well, that explains why the fish look just like your family."— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 23, 2014
(commercial for walls)
Finally, floors that stand up for themselves.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 22, 2014
"I see a lot of new faces at this Fight Club…" pic.twitter.com/PQpGqqHyQd
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 20, 2014