PRESIDENTIAL BANDS:
Taft Punk, Bush, FDR. Dre, MGMThomas Jefferson, J. Dilla FK, Abraham Lincoln Park, Theodore Roosevelvet Underground— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 18, 2014
I celebrate President's Day the same way every year: I make promises I can't keep then get stuck in a bathtub.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 18, 2014
Today, show her you truly love her: avenge her father's death
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 14, 2014
Kanye finally works up the courage to ask himself to be his Valentine. He turns himself down and explains that he belongs to Yeezus.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 13, 2014
There's a time and a place for everything and it's 1PM at the TJ Maxx bathroom.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 13, 2014
Shia LaBeouf is Justin Bieber's Looper.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 12, 2014