let's turn these sherlock houses into sherlock holmes
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 18, 2014
Sorry I accidentally inhaled your air guitar.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 17, 2014
*enters pi eating contest*
"This thing won't last too long will it?"— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 16, 2014
https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/423303969306181632
How do chocolate labs not die of themselves?
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 13, 2014
Jared Leto's hair gets kicked out of a party and has to call Jared Leto to come pick it up.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 13, 2014