Apparently telling someone they have a nice skeleton sheath isn't the same as complimenting their skin
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 25, 2013
BREAKING BAD FINALE THEORY: Walt stays in and watches "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium." BOTH COPIES.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 24, 2013
FREE BAND NAMES
FREE BAND NAMES:
- Redundant Echo and the Civilized Spoons
- Cheesecake Factory
- Dick Patrol
- The Loners
- The Bachelors
- Monkey See, Monkey Don’t
- The Incredible Fucks
- Monday But Not
- Frozen Pizza and the Oven Mitts
- Jeb and his Car Keys
- Sturflakkkarnardarhhardgggs
- Elton John Mellencamp Lo
- The Googles
- The Bings
- The Gouts
- The Tinkles
- The Sprinkles
- My Chemical Weapon Romance
- Aerosmith and Wesson
- Dad’s Gotta Learn How to Cook
- Sweet Jesus There’s a Goat In Our Attic and the Machine
- Stern Looks and Jaded Mustaches
- Oh Shit and the Not Agains
- Yes That’s Blood on My Resume
- The Insane Rodeo Clown Posse
- 3000 Icicles
- We Tried All the Jewish Holidays
- Waiter Why Are You Crying Into My Aioli?
- Clifford The Big Red God
- Youra Angelo
*god changes history from repeat to shuffle*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 23, 2013
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*Kanye editing Kim out of their sex tapes so it's just him*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 19, 2013