Sure, freak out over Ernie and Bert's sexual orientation. Pay no mind to the pig fucking the frog.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 28, 2013
Gov. Chris Christie blasts gay marriage but I don't think you're allowed to do that if you can deep throat a hoagie.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 27, 2013
BREAKING NEWS: Supreme Court exercises common sense
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 26, 2013
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I'm at the point where I don't even like making eye contact with my phone
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 25, 2013
Twinkies will be back starting July 15th. Finally, some good news for Paula Deen.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 24, 2013
Paula Deen hired as Sous-chef at CRACKER BARREL.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 23, 2013