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Author: Sam Grittner

Posted on April 6, 2018April 7, 2018

https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/982337366487547904

Posted on April 5, 2018April 7, 2018

I would never join a cult!

-sent from iPhone

— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 5, 2018

Posted on April 4, 2018April 7, 2018

I want to join a cult just to see if I have what it takes to make it to the inner circle.

— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 4, 2018

Posted on April 3, 2018April 7, 2018

https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/981199810349891585

Posted on April 2, 2018April 7, 2018

If anyone needs me I’ll be making the same mistakes over and over again while wondering why nothing ever goes the way I want it to.

— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 2, 2018

Posted on April 1, 2018April 7, 2018

Honestly, I wouldn't even die for my own sins.

— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 2, 2018

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