World War Pee
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 14, 2018
Please hurry up, Robert Mueller. It feels like America wore a wire to a drug deal, with the safe word "bumblebee" to get the cops to rush in but it's been 3 hours and now the dealers are grilling us about why we keep saying bumblebee while they pull out sharper and sharper knives
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 12, 2018
*analyzing*
*analysis complete: not toast:*
ZUCKERBERG: "Hello, Not Toast" pic.twitter.com/FrBTGVqWTH— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 11, 2018
How the fuck does Barack Obama have such an endless supply of self-restraint? Not a single tweet to the President asking, “So, Donny, how’s your day going?” Trump would literally explode and part of this nightmare would finally be over. I don’t get it.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 10, 2018
from “the FEEL GOOD show VOL. 1” at the Bell House. Photo by Mindy Tucker
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