https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/950393847095455745
FREE AD FOR DEMOCRATS:
“He provides distractions, we’re bringing solutions. We will fight for:
• A living wage
• Single-payer health insurance
• Legalizing pot w/release of all non-violent offenders
• Equal rights for LGBTQ citizens
• Taco Tuesday will remain in place”— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 6, 2018
A stranger just stopped me and said, “It is a cold one today! HOT DOG HOT DOG!” I wasn’t sure how to respond so I replied, “Sure is. Hot dog hot dog hot dog?” and he gave me the smile like the two of us saved Earth from total annihilation but could never tell another soul.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 5, 2018
Twitter allows Nazis a safe space and let’s an unhinged President threaten nuclear war.
Facebook allows misleading news stories to come across as legitimate.
YouTube is standing by a man that made a joke out of a suicide.
What I’m saying is: only you can save us now, PornHub.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 3, 2018
1. That’s Ivanka
2. That’s not Kushner
3. You spelled radioactive wrong https://t.co/6uhKpwPh0Y— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 1, 2018
I swear to god if 2018 is worse than this year I will do nothing that will affect actual change and continue to scream through my phone instead.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) December 30, 2017