20's: I want to be rich and famous by making art!
30's: I want to make rent and find my soulmate
40's: I want a divorce where I keep the dog— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 6, 2016
? Don't ? ever ? tell ? me ? what ? animals ? I ? can ? or ? cannot ? put ? a ? saddle ? on ?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 2, 2016
TRUMP: "Would I have sex with Barbie if she were real? Absolutely."
REPORTER: "The question was about the Supreme Court."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 2, 2016
Tiny hands. No heart. Can't win.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 1, 2016
Donald Trump's favorite sex position is reverse-racism.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 21, 2016
Depression doesn't run in my family, it Usain Bolt's.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 20, 2016