the ice bucket challenge but with hot dog water
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 19, 2016
Scarecrows seem like a ridiculous amount of work just to trick a bird.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 17, 2016
GOTH OLYMPIC EVENTS:
• Marathon brooding
• Wrestling emotions
• Synchronized burning your poetry before anyone corrupts it by reading it— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 16, 2016
Life is like wrestling: most people are faking who they are but eventually you will get accidentally hit in the face with a folding chair.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 16, 2016
I'm the Usain Bolt of running my mouth.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 15, 2016
Waiting for this kid to return so I can see if they need an intern pic.twitter.com/aSZeO7OCQ5
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 13, 2016