The only thing that could possibly be more divisive than this election would be if we as a nation tried to order a pizza together.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 27, 2016
I caught my first Pokemon? pic.twitter.com/ZcAtRtb9Wn
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 26, 2016
God, your aim is off. That's not Trump Tower pic.twitter.com/I6ha5XiJqn
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 25, 2016
I tend to stay in on days when the temperature is higher than the average life expectancy.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 23, 2016
It sure is beautiful out for a never ending hellscape nightmare inferno that we are apparently inhabiting.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 22, 2016
imagine being genuinely excited to shout your country's abbreviated name
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 22, 2016