Why does the tooth have teeth? pic.twitter.com/JxJzMZB5sV
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 3, 2016
FRIEND: God has a plan for you.
ME: What's the deductible?— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 2, 2016
Every owl looks like it just heard a racist joke pic.twitter.com/8J358Oc2rw
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 1, 2016
"Let's see if the monumentally insane, racist, misogynistic guy somehow becomes rational over time even though he won't." – Undecided voters
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 31, 2016
My favorite thing about cats is their default sleeping position is "Just murdered waiting to be chalk outlined" pic.twitter.com/IuGx6R1fp8
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 30, 2016
when you're ready to take shards from the broken glass ceiling to shiv a rich hobgoblin pic.twitter.com/W3iSgTPDhi
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 29, 2016