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Category: Joke of the Day

Posted on July 8, 2016July 27, 2016

"That's the address. It's suite PEN15." pic.twitter.com/kCBOynzfzp

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 8, 2016

Posted on July 7, 2016July 27, 2016

If you think the new Ghostbusters movie is going to ruin your childhood, please know, from the bottom of my heart: I genuinely hope it does.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 7, 2016

Posted on July 6, 2016July 27, 2016

If you're over 30 and use Snapchat you should be ashamed and disappointed in yourself, you disgusting loser. Please add me.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 7, 2016

Posted on July 5, 2016July 27, 2016

Warning: Flying doors will push you into another dimension pic.twitter.com/ul5LsQCgOU

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 6, 2016

Posted on July 4, 2016July 27, 2016

I want fireworks in the sheets, bald eagles in the streets.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 4, 2016

Posted on June 29, 2016July 27, 2016

I'm old enough to remember before Instagram when you had literally no way of knowing if someone had eaten that day

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 30, 2016

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