Bernie Sanders always looks like he's just going to need a few more minutes looking at the menu.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 9, 2016
The one upside to the bees disappearing is that the sex talk just got cut in half. "Son, let me tell you about the birds and… more birds."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 9, 2016
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 8, 2016
Crows are goth pigeons.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 7, 2016
PROPER HIGH SCHOOL COURSES:
*How to use new ATM cards
*Smart passwords
*Is Facebook right for you?
*Start giving up on your dreams today— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 7, 2016
Hiding ?? potatoes ?? in ?? the ?? backyard ?? doesn't ?? make ?? you ?? a ?? farmer ??
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 5, 2016