"Remember: it's two rules then some sage advice." pic.twitter.com/moM2VnkG99
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 5, 2016
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I'm reading a book called "Advanced Origins Of The Patriarchy" or the Bible as it's commonly referred to.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 2, 2016
I'm not above dying in a corn maze out of spite.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 1, 2016
I want a functioning jukebox in place of a headstone.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 30, 2016
Tonight my Uber driver asked me why I was crying. When I said I wasn't he said, "on the inside." I left the biggest tip I've ever given.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 29, 2016