All of the framed portraits in my house are of the Trix rabbit. I hope to leave more questions than answers when I die.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 2, 2016
Trump supporters have so many typos in their tweets because it's not easy to see through those tiny holes in the sheets.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 2, 2016
Our society feels like its decaying and crumbling from the inside but boy do we post killer pics of the sunset.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 29, 2016
You ? can't ? fit ? a ? horse? on? an ? escalator
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 28, 2016
Wait wait wait….. if there are gay characters in "Star Wars" what's next? Swords made out of lasers? Robots that talk? Outer space?
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 28, 2016
*whispering in unison*
"Bye, Felicia." pic.twitter.com/Ln10XBEASg— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 26, 2016