Some more topics to discuss if you're on a date pic.twitter.com/4Sm8sDQ5Rb
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) July 12, 2015
Some safe topics to discuss if you're going on a date tonight pic.twitter.com/1y0baPo7Fc
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) July 12, 2015
I only drink water that used to be an ice statue.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) July 10, 2015
ME: "Time for sleep."
BRAIN: "Let's alphabetize every mistake you've ever made first."— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) July 9, 2015
plot twist: it was my first rodeo
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) July 8, 2015
In Russia, Dre forgets about you
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) July 8, 2015