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Category: Joke of the Day

Posted on July 11, 2015July 14, 2015

Some more topics to discuss if you're on a date pic.twitter.com/4Sm8sDQ5Rb

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 12, 2015

Posted on July 11, 2015July 14, 2015

Some safe topics to discuss if you're going on a date tonight pic.twitter.com/1y0baPo7Fc

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 12, 2015

Posted on July 10, 2015July 14, 2015

I only drink water that used to be an ice statue.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 10, 2015

Posted on July 9, 2015July 14, 2015

ME: "Time for sleep."
BRAIN: "Let's alphabetize every mistake you've ever made first."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 9, 2015

Posted on July 8, 2015July 9, 2015

plot twist: it was my first rodeo

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 8, 2015

Posted on July 7, 2015July 8, 2015

In Russia, Dre forgets about you

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 8, 2015

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