EMPLOYEES MUST-A MAKE-A THE MEATBALLS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK pic.twitter.com/rKpksLmsEZ
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 9, 2019
You can tell a lot from someone’s college nickname pic.twitter.com/4h8EMbIf49
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 7, 2019
Two of my roommates are a couple and they’re both actors. They have been screaming and arguing for the last 20 minutes. I walked downstairs and one of them said, “And scene!” and they pretended they were rehearsing. This is the 3rd time this has happened and it’s still amazing.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 6, 2019
The only person who should be hosting the Oscars is Terry Crews. Why there’s even a discussion about this topic really scrums my craw.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 5, 2019
SINISTER VOICE: “Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez SAYS she didn’t have it easy growing up- but would a woman who’s trying to fight for everyday Americans own so many of THESE?
*cut to video montage of AOC in shoes* Vote Republican: we still wanna kill your grandma and harvest her fluids”— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 4, 2019
“I’m sorry. Oh I’m so so sorrry but we needed that in the form of a question. I’m sorry.” – Alex Quebec
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 2, 2019