Less catcalling, more sonnets!
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 7, 2014
If you're on death row, for your last meal ask for tapas and just never stop ordering more
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 7, 2014
*goes to housewarming party*
*turns up thermostat*
*leaves*— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 5, 2014
This was kinda weird to be on the ballot but whatever pic.twitter.com/u4LRmpgUxC
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 4, 2014
I'm "too young to be too old for this shit" years old.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 3, 2014
Would Abraham Lincoln have died if he hadn't been shot? We'll never know for sure.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 2, 2014