Embarrassment is just confident shame.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 13, 2014
"Some dogs go bark. Some go woof. I think I'd be a woofer." pic.twitter.com/5u7b5Thh5r
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 13, 2014
MAYBE SHE WAS BORN WITH IT, MAYBE IT'S AN APP
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 11, 2014
The anaconda wants what the heart can't have
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 11, 2014
I just want a woman who wants to illegally raise wolves with me for the rest of our lives or until the wolves devour us while we sleep.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 10, 2014
DATING TIP: Be yourself just not too much right away
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2014