"Do you believe in monogamy?"
"I believe in all types of wood."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 12, 2014
At this rate it'll only be a couple of years before the iPhone is the same size as the children that make them
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 12, 2014
One of my favorite games to play on the subway is: Did I Disappoint That Stranger Or Is That Just Their Face?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 9, 2014
is football ready for me?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 8, 2014
A breathalyzer that's an old Nintendo cartridge.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 5, 2014
Sometimes when I listen to Miles Davis I think I'm hearing Charlie Brown's teacher having a panic attack
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 4, 2014