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Category: Joke of the Day

Posted on August 20, 2014August 27, 2014

"I see a lot of new faces at this Fight Club…" pic.twitter.com/PQpGqqHyQd

— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 20, 2014

Posted on August 19, 2014

Alec Baldwin is what happens when a cigar comes to life.

— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 19, 2014

Posted on August 16, 2014August 19, 2014

*pushes feelings down the stairs*

— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 16, 2014

Posted on August 14, 2014August 19, 2014

DIET TIP: Watch the news and immediately lose your appetite

— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 14, 2014

Posted on August 13, 2014August 19, 2014

We can't afford health insurance for the country but we can afford to outfit local police forces to look like the expendables?

— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 14, 2014

Posted on August 12, 2014August 19, 2014

My dance style can best be described as "horse falling down a staircase"

— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 13, 2014

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