Skip to content

Sam Grittner.COM

Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.

  • Home
    • Resume
    • Contact
  • Schedule
  • Writing
    • Joke of the Day
      • Tweets I Sometimes Enjoy
    • Published Works
    • Lists
    • Essays
    • TONIGHT ON ‘GIRLS’
  • Pictures
    • Headshots
    • Funny Friends
    • Drawings
    • Photos For Sale
  • Podcasts
  • We’re All Gonna Die Tonight!
  • Video

Category: Joke of the Day

Posted on August 27, 2014September 1, 2014

Steve Buscemi always looks like you just told him he has to move back in with his parents

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 27, 2014

(Featured in Playboy’s Tweets of the Week)

Posted on August 26, 2014August 27, 2014

https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/504507911759233024

Posted on August 25, 2014August 27, 2014

Alcohol brings out the best in people and makes it wander off into the woods

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 25, 2014

Posted on August 24, 2014August 27, 2014

Michael Cera dies of a heart attack after a librarian shushes him

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 25, 2014

Posted on August 23, 2014August 27, 2014

"Jesus. That's the biggest aquarium I've ever seen."
"That's my pool."
"Oh. Well, that explains why the fish look just like your family."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 23, 2014

Posted on August 22, 2014August 27, 2014

(commercial for walls)

Finally, floors that stand up for themselves.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 22, 2014

Posts navigation

Previous page Page 1 … Page 200 Page 201 Page 202 … Page 266 Next page

Archives

  • Home
  • Schedule
  • Writing
  • Pictures
  • Podcasts
  • We’re All Gonna Die Tonight!
  • Video
Proudly powered by WordPress