Mark Wahlberg always looks like you forgot his birthday.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 3, 2014
"How are you?"
"Can't complain."
"Really?"
"Yeah it's a condition that I was born with."
"What's it like?"
"It sucks how amazing it is."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 3, 2014
Our eyes locked when we were both trying to avoid eye contact with everyone.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 31, 2014
*batman voice*
Yes I tried unplugging it— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 30, 2014
With enough anxiety you can change any room into an emergency room
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 29, 2014
"Instagram it then take me to the hospital. I'm losing blood so choose a filter on the way."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 29, 2014