"The end." – Quentin Tarantino starting a bedtime story
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 24, 2014
"Celebrating" Earth Day while we do nothing to stop global warming is like throwing a birthday party for someone while they bleed to death.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 23, 2014
"U risen?" – Jesus sext
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 21, 2014
Just broke the news to the Easter Bunny that Jesus isn't real.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 20, 2014
"Up you?" – Yoda Sext
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 16, 2014
Guns don't kill people, denial and guns do.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 15, 2014