1PM: "You up?"
(Vampire sext)— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 12, 2014
While Instagram is down they're setting up suicide watch tents at Coachella.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 12, 2014
Do you want to come look at your phone at my place?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 7, 2014
Whether or not you like TV, we can all agree on one thing: TV is great
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 6, 2014
If you're a psychic and you get murdered then no you weren't.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 5, 2014
"Don't worry, it's totally cool man."
*hands drug dealer signed permission slip*— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 4, 2014