The Malaysian plane lands. Amelia Earhart exits and drops a mic.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 15, 2014
I'm old enough to remember when Google was called thinking.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 14, 2014
HOW TO BE HAPPY:
1) Accept that you can't always be happy
2) Pizza and dogs
3 (See steps 1-2)— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 13, 2014
Cellphones are teddy bears for adults.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 13, 2014
Watch like no one's dancing.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 27, 2014
Do polar bears drink Coke all year or just during the celebration of the birth of Christ?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 27, 2014