The year is 2035.
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Cats are still dicks.— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 22, 2014
If a bear is about to attack you, play dad. Throw a baseball back and forth with them until they're worn out and fall asleep.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 20, 2014
Toby Maguire always looks like he just remembered his name.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 19, 2014
He Died Doing What He Loved: Living forever
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 18, 2014
"Running a little behind! Sorry!" – Text from Godot
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 17, 2014
"Is anyone else freezing? I'm FREEZING." – Woman standing in an erupting volcano
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 16, 2014