Bon Iver is what happens when a mason jar learns to sing
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 5, 2014
You'd think Chris Christie would be excited to eat his words.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 2, 2014
I hate seeing couples fight in public pic.twitter.com/pRk13dt2c3
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 1, 2014
I don't consider a restaurant "fancy" unless they fold birds to look like napkins.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 31, 2014
Macklemore is the e-cig of rap.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 31, 2014
"Smith, Nancy?"
"Here."
"Smith, Thomas?"
"Here."
"Smith, Word?"
"Hither."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 30, 2014