If Arcade Fire ever break up, 1/5th of Canada's population will be unemployed.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 23, 2014
Making plans for Valentine's Day. Where's the most romantic place to set yourself on fire?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 21, 2014
"You complete me." – Surveys
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 20, 2014
Avoid stress by slipping into a coma
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 20, 2014
"He never calls, he never writes." – Waldo's Parents
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 18, 2014
let's turn these sherlock houses into sherlock holmes
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 18, 2014