Sorry I accidentally inhaled your air guitar.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 17, 2014
*enters pi eating contest*
"This thing won't last too long will it?"— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 16, 2014
https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/423303969306181632
How do chocolate labs not die of themselves?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 13, 2014
Jared Leto's hair gets kicked out of a party and has to call Jared Leto to come pick it up.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 13, 2014
My nickname in the bedroom is 'The DMV' because no one leaves satisfied, there's a lot of paperwork, and someone ends up crying.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 11, 2014