This is actually Kanye West's second marriage, as he's been divorced from reality for many years now.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 23, 2013
"Do you accept God into your life? As your one true savior?"
"Yes."
(Kanye Proposing)— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 22, 2013
Once gay marriage is passed in all fifty states I wonder if there will be Civil Union re-enactors.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 22, 2013
The greatest thing about not having dead homies is that you get to enjoy ALL of your delicious beverage.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 20, 2013
Life is like a roller coaster: There are ups & downs, you often feel like vomiting, but in the end there are weird pictures of you for sale.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 20, 2013
Neck Tattoos: For when you're just smart enough to not get a face tattoo but just dumb enough to get your fucking neck tattooed.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 18, 2013