I'm in such a weird place in my life right now. Literally. This shop only sells owls and mayonnaise.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 31, 2013
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Who are your most influential sandwich artists?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 28, 2013
Lost your virginity? Gain it back instantly by participating in Cosplay.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 27, 2013
I'm surprised carving faces into vegetables after pulling out their innards isn't incorporated into more American Holidays.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 25, 2013
Sandra Bullock is so method that in order to prepare for her role in GRAVITY, she drove cross country wearing a diaper.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 24, 2013