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Category: Joke of the Day

Posted on July 16, 2013July 25, 2013

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— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 16, 2013

Posted on July 15, 2013July 24, 2013

I believe the children are our future but no spoilers please

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 15, 2013

Posted on July 14, 2013July 24, 2013

Shhhhhh! Your jean jacket is telling me a story and you're interrupting

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 15, 2013

Posted on July 13, 2013July 24, 2013

If you say matthew mcconaughey three times in a row your shoes and shirt just disappear for good

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 13, 2013

Posted on July 12, 2013

The Shroud of Turin is the first selfie.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 12, 2013

Posted on July 12, 2013

Dance like black people are watching.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 12, 2013

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