Ivanka just emailed me some more of her favorite Thanksgiving centerpieces. pic.twitter.com/dIpZmxEahz
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 21, 2017
Every turkey looks like it’s on its way to the Met Gala. pic.twitter.com/wsgjVjJoKh
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 21, 2017
Men are 3x more likely to commit suicide than women. So, on this #InternationalMensDay, I'm reposting these essays about my struggles with severe depression and attempted suicide. Real men ask for help. You're not alone.
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–https://t.co/QRDLnzlRDQ— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 19, 2017
FACEBOOK: Yesterday’s news today!
INSTAGRAM: Yesterday’s pictures today!
TWITTER: MURDER GOAT HAS ESCAPED AGAIN, CIVIL WAR HAS ERUPTED IN SOUTH FLORIDA, DOGS!, LIVE HELICOPTER CHASE OF MURDER GOAT, WATCH CHARLES MANSON EAT HIS LAST PLATE OF SPAGHETTI LIVE RIGHT NOW— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 19, 2017
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is the human form of a smoke detector with the batteries taken out.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 17, 2017
I love the message behind people who know karate: I will never, ever resort to violence, unless you force my hand, in which case I'm going to roundhouse your face into the sun, bitch.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 16, 2017