CONGRESS: Do you have a statement prepared?
JAMES COMEY: I do. *lips on mic* Bitches, I came with receipts— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) June 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/870302784918364160
Nothing is more metal than sleeping. All you're doing is practicing being dead forever for hours every day until you actually are.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) May 31, 2017
Eric Trump looks like you found someone from Craigslist to play a vampire but when he shows up you're like "nah man. I'm sorry but too real"
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) May 27, 2017
The WikiMullet: Party in the back, everyone's business up-front pic.twitter.com/VoiGTGgh6Y
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) May 21, 2017
"Come for the Armani. Stay because I chained you to the radiator in the basement." pic.twitter.com/WrIGUJDWLU
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) May 20, 2017