If Stevie Wonder could spot Waldo in your crowd, don't talk about how big it was. pic.twitter.com/Mb3Elxra5b
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 21, 2017
That awkward moment when your silent majority is also invisible pic.twitter.com/TzpBJvvGuV
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 20, 2017
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 18, 2017
ME: Are you a robot?
BETSY DEVOS: Conceivably
M: Are you a robot?
BD: Robots are good
M: Are you a robot?
BD: Rebooting… I don't think so— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 18, 2017
A solid hour of the inauguration is going to be Mike Pence playing Big Buck Hunter on a Jumbotron.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 16, 2017
Reince Priebus always sounds like an Applebees manager that's in way over his head and is afraid even kids can recognize it.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 15, 2017