"Kids, sit down. When two people love themselves more anyone in the world…" -me explaining how a podcast is born
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 15, 2017
If you weren't born with perfect eyesight you don't deserve glasses pic.twitter.com/Ev6usEdJyR
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 13, 2017
MTV TRUE LIFE: I Hated Obamacare But When I Found Out It Was The ACA That I Depend On I Learned I Was Just Racist
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 12, 2017
GOP: We burned down your house
ME: What?!
GOP: You're getting a new one!
ME: When do I move in?
GOP: The blueprints will be ready in 2 years— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 12, 2017
TRUMP: Obamacare is a total disaster!
REPORTER: What are you going to replace it with?
TRUMP: Every family is getting a stethoscope— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 11, 2017
I put my pants on like anyone else: I sob in the darkness for 20 minutes thinking about the future that could've been, then I put them on.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 10, 2017