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Category: Joke of the Day

Posted on October 18, 2016October 26, 2016

Hillary is busy prepping for the last debate by reading YouTube comments.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 18, 2016

Posted on October 17, 2016October 18, 2016

In an interview with CNN, Melania Trump calls her husband's language "boy talk." It's like that old saying, "Boys will be sexual predators."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 17, 2016

Posted on October 16, 2016October 18, 2016

I believe Hillary will win but just in case I practice the Mockingjay whistle for at least two hours every day.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 17, 2016

Posted on October 14, 2016October 18, 2016

I don't speak a lick of German yet somehow I know the answer is, "YES!!!!!!!" pic.twitter.com/P3OG1Yr130

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 14, 2016

Posted on October 13, 2016October 18, 2016

I need an app that's just Michelle Obama reassuring me that everything is going to be okay.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 13, 2016

Posted on October 12, 2016October 18, 2016

Why would we believe women who are being honest about Trump sexually assaulting them? It's not like there's a tape of him bragging about it.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 12, 2016

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