Never say the phrase "sexual conquest," unless you rode upon a mighty steed and thusly slayed a dragon before a Princess granted consent.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 11, 2016
Walk into a mansion today and inform the owners that it's yours now. Happy Columbus Day!
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 10, 2016
TRUMP: Black lives *looks at hand* mothers
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 10, 2016
TRUMP: Have I fantasized about my daughter? Definitely. Am I perfect? Probably. Am I God? Absolutely
REPORTER: The question was about ISIS— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 9, 2016
PAUL RYAN: I was fine with him calling women pigs, dogs, bimbos, fat, eating machines but this… this is still not enough to change my mind
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 8, 2016
REPORTER: Would you make any changes to Air Force One?
GARY JOHNSON: No. They're incredibly sturdy shoes.— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 6, 2016