Dress for the job you’ve never had to work one day in your life for. pic.twitter.com/Y2R24wuakF
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 20, 2017
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 14, 2017
I've felt like shit all day so I made some semi-inspirational quotes from Paul Rudd. Feel free to use and share them pic.twitter.com/J7ODrmOsem
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 11, 2017
So many questions:
1) Is this a fake ad for BLACK MIRROR?
2) Is it the sequel to ROOM?
3) Is this bed specifically for people with only the upper-half of their torso?
4) Are the shoes a reminder of “the accident”?
5) Do the Poltergeist under the bed come with or is that extra? pic.twitter.com/N93K0eupca— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 4, 2017
PLAYING MULTIPLE GAMES OF YAHTZEE WITH PIGEONS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED pic.twitter.com/MJAFT1ffhq
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 1, 2017
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 30, 2017