"I have tasted the flesh of my enemies but the time has come for marmalade" pic.twitter.com/9LnUV8ObAL
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 20, 2016
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 19, 2016
I love haikus pic.twitter.com/MOYFz14vBJ
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 17, 2016
I'm like a pile of garbage floating in the ocean: on the surface you see lots of gross and disgusting stuff but underneath there's even more
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 13, 2016
If you're in your 20s, you can save yourself years of regret by simply always doing the opposite of what your brain tells you to do.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 11, 2016
Aside from church, where's your least favorite place to get dunked on?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 10, 2016