I don't judge by race, gender, or beliefs. I judge you based on how quickly you're ready to place your order when you're ahead of me in line
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 21, 2013
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HEADSHOTS (BY MINDY TUCKER)
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Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
I don't judge by race, gender, or beliefs. I judge you based on how quickly you're ready to place your order when you're ahead of me in line
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 21, 2013