"THANKS BUT NO THANKS" – Schrödinger's Thank You Cards
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 24, 2015
*job interview*
"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
"Giving you your bonus for hiring me."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 22, 2015
Some Helpful Dos And Don’ts For Police Officers
Some Helpful Dos And Don’ts For Police Officers
via @InternetAction
The Pros And Cons Of Twitter For President Obama
President Obama joined Twitter so I did my patriotic duty and I laid out the pros and cons for him.
via @InternetAction
Who are we kidding? We're going to be such terrible ghosts. We'll haunt bars instead of bedrooms and never shut up about how tired we are.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 22, 2015
*at orgy*
"DOES ANYONE KNOW THE WIFI PASSWORD?"— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 21, 2015