Anxiety feels like you’re drowning in an empty pool.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 15, 2019
Make-A-Wish, do your thing. pic.twitter.com/E3z1krooRy
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 12, 2019
EMPLOYEES MUST-A MAKE-A THE MEATBALLS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK pic.twitter.com/rKpksLmsEZ
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 9, 2019
You can tell a lot from someone’s college nickname pic.twitter.com/4h8EMbIf49
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 7, 2019
Two of my roommates are a couple and they’re both actors. They have been screaming and arguing for the last 20 minutes. I walked downstairs and one of them said, “And scene!” and they pretended they were rehearsing. This is the 3rd time this has happened and it’s still amazing.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 6, 2019
The only person who should be hosting the Oscars is Terry Crews. Why there’s even a discussion about this topic really scrums my craw.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 5, 2019