why aren't all the moths trying to get to the moon
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 28, 2015
I love you just the way you are in my mind
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 25, 2015
"You have to cop the new Lupe." pic.twitter.com/a55hDGXCQk
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 24, 2015
You're at a bar & look down. You see broken peanut shells littering the floor. You look closer & see tiny top hats & monocles strewn about.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 24, 2015
#WhenUGetTheFavButNotTheRT pic.twitter.com/Vpc4QMHuMM
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 24, 2015
Whenever someone's robbing my house, I pretend I'm robbing it too then I make off with as much of my stuff as possible.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 23, 2015