how do I properly wrap the gift of dance
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 22, 2014
Looks like Sony is playing it safe going forward judging by this list of their future projects pic.twitter.com/5tnd0AgEvD
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 20, 2014
North Korea is holding a press conference later today to announce America's new winter television line-up.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 19, 2014
*opens up briefcase in court, revealing snakes*
"Wait. Then that means-"
[cut to my nemesis waking up surrounded by my opening statement]— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 18, 2014
The best part about being an adult is you can stay up worrying about nothing as late as you want.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 17, 2014
MOST POPULAR BOYS' NAMES 2015 EDITION:
*Zusk
*Camdenn
*Sparrub
*Chinurro
*Poncho Jones
*Sterve
*Glissle
*Underscore
*Ferthemine— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 17, 2014