"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" shouldn't be standard operating procedure for the police.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 1, 2014
The older I get the more life feels like I'm just killing time between meals.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 30, 2014
"I'm a writer." – Anyone that has access to a keyboard
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 29, 2014
I'd rather attend a TED talk about cryogenics from Iggy Azalea than stand in line for Black Friday.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 28, 2014
"Before we say Grace, Sam, Grandma wants to know why you unfollowed her."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 28, 2014
Gather the kids the turkey is almost done 3D printing
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 27, 2014