I need them by July this is simply unacceptable pic.twitter.com/j5PUYhAMfb
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 26, 2014
"Do you always leave out sleeping bags for snakes?"
"Those are my socks."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 23, 2014
The inventor of the calculator is one of the few people in life that actually made something that counts.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 22, 2014
Anxiety means always having to say you're sorry for things that haven't happened yet.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 21, 2014
*gets down on one knee*
"Carry me?"— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 21, 2014
"It's my way or the my way." – person who invented the highway
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 19, 2014